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NO LONGER DEPRECATED! CONSTANT UPDATES SCHEDULED FOR ALL YOU ADORING FANS!

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hi! this is a local, client-side only web "proxy" that was created by dinguschan on Feb 28, 2024. please note that this is not an actual web proxy, as it doesnt route you through any external servers. it still functions perfectly fine to access network or extension blocked sites, and has no backend, so you can download it as an HTML file and use it completely locally. You can find the project files on the Github, which is linked in the top right corner of the proxy! I will probably stop maintaining this demonstration past update 1.2, so I strongly urge you to use a better method to do your internet tomfoolery. In the meantime, dinguschan out. 👋

⚠️ [𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝟭.𝟭] ⚠️

This works only on ChromeOS and Android. what the fuck

links still can't be followed in-render, and I'm not sure if I have the patience to fix it. Just find the link that you want to go to and put it in the URL box.

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about blank cloaking has been added, if you're really that paranoid.

image support is working(?), but it's kind of iffy at the moment.

way, way faster now :D

⚠️ [𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝟭.𝟯] ⚠️

Seperated the JS from the HTML, because its faster. i think.

I said I'd stop updating this thing. I lied. It will remember links you previously went to and render them at light speed.

⚠️ [𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝟭.𝟰] ⚠️

fuck you google

⚠️ [𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝟭.𝟱] ⚠️

bot protection bypassed.

auto https:// for you lazy bums

⚠️ [𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝟭.𝟲] ⚠️

touchups & tooltips :D

had a sandwich (ham and cheese)

⚠️ [𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝟭.𝟳] ⚠️

version number in top right

boxed the title

⚠️ [𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝟭.𝟴] ⚠️

nvm, version number in top left

the blur is a little less... intrusive

dark mode coming soon?

added at least 7 new tooltips! and they rotate! (i'm too lazy to count them all, but i promise they're funny. i think)

learned to spell

⚠️ [𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝟭.𝟵] ⚠️

added status in top right. currently disfunctional, but ill make it work eventually

fixed the ugly black line that surrounded the url bar when you focused on it. turns out i have no idea how css works

site is up! ur probably reading this on it right now!

new specification class

man i am hungry

learned to spell (again)

fixed some leaking

MAJOR MAJOR SPEED UPDATES IM NOT LYING THIS TIME

why is status on top of blur

⚠️ [𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝟮.𝟬] ⚠️

slower ;-;

mom can we get some nice gradients pretty please? we have nice gradients at home honey. the nice gradients at home:

status is UNDER blur now. nice

header colors dont interfere with render now, but the paragraph styles do. oops.

learned to spell (again)

haha more funny rotating words

you can now switch what CORS proxy service u wanna use codetabs proxy seems to be the fastest

FINALLY at version 2.0 :DDD

⚠️ [𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝟮.𝟭] ⚠️

faster? :D

fuck we ball wit the gradients

GartHub button wonkey but it kinda works...

dinguschan what does "1.9" mean? check js idiots

＆nbsp

proxy switch fucked up man

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!THIS SHIT DESERVES ITS OWN UPDATE!

I FUCKING FIXED THE PARAGRAPH STYLES LEAKAGE.

GANG I AM 𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 FUCKING HIM!

⚠️ [𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝟮.𝟯] ⚠️

no body styles leaking anymore!

also fixed link color leakage, so probably like 85% sandboxed content now!

cooking so hard these days omg

carp and diem or something 🐋

outline: none;

new proxy? does it work?

⚠️ [𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝟮.𝟰] ⚠️

MAJOR UPDATE!!

easy access download button for the mega skids who don't know what a .ZIP file is

alternate links if one gets blocked!

those buttons better get outta my way

why won't stuff sandbox :(

Name	Avg. Render Speed	Proxy?	Local File?	Img Support?	Backend Required?	Can it be blocked?
DingusProxy	5 seconds	No	Yes	Yes	No	No
Ultraviolet	4 seconds	Yes	No	Yes	Yes	Yes
TompHTTP	10 seconds	Yes	No	No	Yes	Yes
Wisp	7 seconds	Yes	No	Yes	Yes	Yes

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